Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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