its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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