I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
barbara walters just said penis...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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