Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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