he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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