i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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