dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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