Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize