On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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