I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she looked like the before picture.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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