this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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