when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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