I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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