so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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