I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
NoShamevember. You game?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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