Tell her she can't have a vagina
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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