**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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