He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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