Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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