physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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operation have a gay friend backfired
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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