every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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