did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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