What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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