I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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