Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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