Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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