I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
we're making bets on your personal life
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
