why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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