But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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