real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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