As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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