I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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