take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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