having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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