im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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