wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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