yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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