Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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