I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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