u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
do nipples grow back?
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