i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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