Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
is it fun? or sober?
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