So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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