i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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