I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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