I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the condom got lost in my hair
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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