are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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