It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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