We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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