I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA