I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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