Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.