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my computer doesn't work...

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why?

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i puked on it last night

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(419): my computer doesn't work... (619): why? (419): i puked on it last night http://tfl.nu/kifb

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upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday

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(925): upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday http://tfl.nu/ne1r

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Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.

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(925): Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor. http://tfl.nu/43q5

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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?

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I find this completely acceptable.

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(903): Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework? (321): I find this completely acceptable. http://tfl.nu/32xm

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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!

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(415): SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT! http://tfl.nu/38ig

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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!

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(724): I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it! http://tfl.nu/y71c

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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.

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(661): Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple. http://tfl.nu/553h

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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again

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(905): he just came in and straightened the chair and left again http://tfl.nu/sy2j

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We welcome drunken adversity.

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With open legs.

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(724): We welcome drunken adversity. (1-724): With open legs. http://tfl.nu/iqs6

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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES

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This is going everywhere on the internet.

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(505): TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES (1-505): This is going everywhere on the internet. http://tfl.nu/lcfu

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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.

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(731): Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work. http://tfl.nu/qr42

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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...

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I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.

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(678): I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation... (404): I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud. http://tfl.nu/9qj8

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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...

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(937): The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night... http://tfl.nu/fmz0

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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!

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(701): He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time! http://tfl.nu/6xbr

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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.

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(920): You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands. http://tfl.nu/ucsy

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