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Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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