Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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