apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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