No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
