Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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