the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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